Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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