I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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