Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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