You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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