Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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