so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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