weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
sex in a hospital.. check
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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