oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dick very happy bro
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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