fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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