week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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