the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They took my balls.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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