omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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