I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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