i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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