Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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