Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I woke up under a house in Key West
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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