I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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