OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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