you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no, he came in my armpit
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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