What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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