i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize