Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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