I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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