I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
