fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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