Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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