I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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