i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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