Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
