Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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