I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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