he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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