we have pet lesbian snakes
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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