I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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