i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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