He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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