Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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