I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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