Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.