just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
