wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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