Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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