I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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