I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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