I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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