the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize