you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
