I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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