me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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