I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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