I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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