Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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