ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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