you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
