just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i think my mom watched the whole time
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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