yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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