How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do vagina's smell?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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