And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There's always time for handjobs
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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