The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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