White coat. Heels.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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