He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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